i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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