So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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