they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I will be naked everywhere
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
