Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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