I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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