So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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