I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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