If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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