Porn is love you can see.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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