I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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