Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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