walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Your cock deserves a montage
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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