do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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