Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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