My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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