im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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