my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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