I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
That's when you crack a 10am beer
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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