: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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