there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
