It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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