One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
operation have a gay friend backfired
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
My life is pants optional.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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