i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we made out on top of his cat.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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