yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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