Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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