I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You have to summon your inner elephant
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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