and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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