I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Can vaginas get frostbite?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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