Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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