i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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