I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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