you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
