i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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