my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
