let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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