David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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