Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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