In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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