That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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