GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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