Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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