Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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