So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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