It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
The ass gains better be worth it
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