I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
