So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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