Christians are straight up FREAKS
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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