is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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