So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
