you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
