just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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