dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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